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Thanks! 

And a 'tip of the golf cap ' to Peter Q. of Richmond, Va. for the following:

Golf:  A game in which you claim the privileges of age and retain the playthings of youth.
..................Samuel Johnson
 
Through many years of experience, I have found that air offers less resistance then dirt.
.........Jack Nicklaus
 
I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer...That's the distance my left ear is from my right...............Ben Crenshaw
 
Golf is a fascinating game.  It has taken me about forty years to discover that I can't play it.
.......Ted Ray
 
Eighteen holes of match or medal play will teach you more about your foe than will 18 years of dealing with him across a desk.............Grantland Rice
 
At 15, I put down my bag to hunt for a ball.  Found the ball;  lost the bag.
........Lee Trevino
 
The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody would put a flagstick on top.
........Pete Dye
 
You can talk to a fade, but a hook won't listen..........Lee Travino
 
I try to work with God as a partner..................Gary Player
 
Thinking instead of acting is the number one golf disease....................Sam Snead
 
Golf is the hardest game in the world.  There is no way you can ever "get" it.  Just when you think you do, the game jumps up and puts you in your place......Ben Crenshaw

 

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