Golf: A game in which you claim the privileges of age and retain the
playthings of youth.
..................Samuel Johnson
Through many years of experience, I have found that air offers less
resistance then dirt.
.........Jack Nicklaus
I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer...That's the
distance my left ear is from my right...............Ben Crenshaw
Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me about forty years to
discover that I can't play it.
.......Ted Ray
Eighteen holes of match or medal play will teach you more about your foe
than will 18 years of dealing with him across a
desk.............Grantland Rice
At 15, I put down my bag to hunt for a ball. Found the ball; lost the
bag.
........Lee Trevino
The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody would put a
flagstick on top.
........Pete Dye
You can talk to a fade, but a hook won't listen..........Lee Travino
I try to work with God as a partner..................Gary Player
Thinking instead of acting is the number one golf
disease....................Sam Snead
Golf is the hardest game in the world. There is no way you can ever
"get" it. Just when you think you do, the game jumps up and
puts you in
your place......Ben Crenshaw